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I went down the takeaway shop
What I saw there made my beating heart stop
The girl with the fish and chip grin
She smiled at me I knew that I was in
Her hair was like the finest shoestring fries
Burger-brown the colour of her eyes
About a girl, I'd never felt like this
I wanna give her greasy lips a kiss
She said "what would you like, sir?"
But I just couldn't answer, I was in a trance yeah
Her beauty was exotic
Just like the Mona Lisa, or a seafood pizza
But she smelt like a dim sim and tasted like a Chiko roll
I asked her for a sausage on a bun
But she said that she hadn't got none
She then said if i wanted some lovin'
She'd be glad to put my sausage in her muffin
So she took me to the storeroom out the back
We lay down on an old potato sack
She told me I was hung like a horse
and asked me if I wanted her with sauce
Well things got quite exciting
She was such a temptress, she began to undress
and she looked so inviting
and I was there for luncheon, so I started munchin'
But she smelt like a dim sim and tasted like a Chiko roll
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"Come fuck me" boots
00:53
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Well she wore "come fuck me" boots
and so I went and fucked her
she said "next time I'm wearing shoes
I'm tired of fucking losers"
Well she wasn't so fucking good herself
I could hardly tell when I was in
I may as well have stuck my dick in a bucket of water
or an eighty litre garbage bin
So if you wear "come fuck me" boots
you'd better watch out for me girl
I'll fuck you 'till the cows come home
and then I'll fuck the cows too
'cause I'm a fucking fuck machine
I'll fuck and fuck and fuck
I'll fuck and fuck, by fuck I'll fuck
I'll fuck and fucken well fuck
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Warrior's woman
02:06
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I am a warrior
you are a woman
you shall be called
"Warrior's woman"
I swing my axe, at savage beasts that attack
for your safety, it's best if you stand back
Standing high on a cliff
your face looks worn
and your bodice
is torn
You kneel at my feet
like a passionate wench
clutching muscles
that clench
Your bodice will remain ripped
your face will stay worn
'cause I'm the warrior the tearer
and you're the woman, you are the torn
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Blind (punk rock daze)
02:12
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I eat poo
02:07
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Well I just went to the toilet
and did a big smelly poo
unfortunately the flusher broke
and I didn't know what to do
I t was time for the rental inspection
and I wanted to make things neat
so I proceeded to drink my piss
and my poo, I started to eat
I found that I liked it yeah
eating my poo
don't forget your breath mints when
you're eating poo
gooey pooey spewy runny
icky sticky ploppy shitty
yucky stinky smelling bad poo
Stick some in your mouth you too will
like eating poo
I'm hungry but I'm broke until pay day
and I can't afford any meat
so I'm off down the public toilets
'cause there's plenty there to eat
and sometimes when I've been eating cheese
and i can't manage a bog
I'll head out into the backyard
'cause there's plenty of poo in the dog
Breakfast, lunch and dinner yeah
eating my poo
I think I'm on a winner yeah
eating my poo
gooey pooey spewy runny
icky sticky ploppy shitty
yucky stinky smelling bad poo
Stick some in your mouth you too will
like eating poo
When it's time for breakfast
I recommend vegetarian poo
and seek out the poo from a meat eater
when you've got a lot to do
and if you're making a pizza
top it with diarrhoea poo
but for very special occasions
you've just gotta have poo-eater's poo
Poo fit for a king from my bum
eating my poo
you'll enjoy it too it's so yum
eating my poo
gooey pooey spewy runny
icky sticky ploppy shitty
yucky stinky smelling bad poo
Stick some in your mouth you too will
like eating poo
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6. |
Have a nice day
01:39
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10 Print "get fucked"
20 Goto 10
Run
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7. |
Drink song
03:41
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BaZtRoN
06:59
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BaZtRoN model UPU 12
into your darkest fantasies I will delve
I will leave you gasping with pleasure and delight
multiple orgasms way into the night
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